The-Protagonist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Avenger]

As usual, a nice Flash Krink. One question though.

As seen in some of your other movies, Hank obviously leaves very useful weapons lying around, usually better than the one he has currently. Like for example, during a moment when Hank was weaponless, these 3 guys gang up on him, he then fights back only using melee attacks. Why? There was a Desert Eagle right at his feet. It couldn't have been empty either, the man killed with it never fired a shot. Another example, in Apothesis, as Hank infiltrates the baddie base, he takes a hostage that is equipped with this tight-lookin' machine gun, but doesn't take it, knowing that with it, he could further infiltrate the base with more ease.

Please explain Krinkels, it would make me sleep better at night. Much love, man.

[Strawberry Valentine]

Heh! Nice job! I liked it!

Nice idea being able to choose different Valentines! For that sir, I give you a pat on the back.

Happy Valentine's Day d00d.

[The Weekend]

Oh, I can't wait for...

...for the WEEKEND TO BEGIN!

Stooge, that was cool. I wasn't stoned or any of the above, but it still was a kick ass music-video loopy style Flash.

DANCE LITTLE LEGO MAN, DANCE.

[Milkman]

*pinches nose bridge* Sigh...

Man, David... I'm sorry, but that was a royal disgrace. I'm serious. This could really kill some impresionable minds out there that watch this, including me. When it comes to your Salad Fingers and whatever else, they're fine. But you've really pushed the envelope on this. No more desentizing Flashes with this kind of stuff in it... please. Hell, I've no clue why I'm even asking you to stop. I mean, you love to make movies like this! I guess it's my fault for clicking it. Well, whatever. I guess some people have different tastes in Flash.

Man... I have nooo idea why I watched it, I really don't.

[Robot Gets Angry]

What kinda whack-ass world you live it?!

That was great graphics and animation dude. I don't care what the moral of the story is, but I bet it has something to do with plants...

Whatever it is, I don't care. It was just a great Flash.

CRACK IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU, ROBOT.

[School Madness]

That was nice! But...

...I'd be suprised if you didn't feel bad right now. Man, that was a horrible day, I'll tell you. Columbine... Jesus.

But come on people! The guys that did that, did that because kids from school would call them "gay" and "retarded". In this, well... He gets mad from the math being too complicated. Hmm... I guess that could relate to Columbine.

Ah, I don't fucking care. It was an awesome Flash, and if you're gonna make a Madness Flash, you gotta inlude some senseless killing right?!

Cheers, mate! And good luck!

[MSC Part 2]

Why, why only one dying noise?! It's so annoying!

Well, it was an alright movie, but I saw plenty obvious errors in it. There are two Eri's in that plane scene, you used the same gore explosion effect for every death, and when Eri shot that other aircraft down, the explosion was supposed to be on the ground.

[Rise of the MK: Part 1]

Seriously though, it really made me cry.

When that Titanic music started playing, my eyes started watering. I can't help myself, I cry when someone dies, fact or fiction. Heh, but it was an excellent movie dude. Well, I've since I've watched practically every movie you've made, along with the other movies at VGDC, I guess there's only one thing to say.

CHEER'S, MATE!

[Salad Fingers Episode 7]

Nice episode David!

I was in Hot Topic today and I saw a Salad Fingers T-shirt, I bought it and I'm wearing it right now. I didn't realize you had your own merchandise though!

Anyways, this episode was especially good. Keep it up!

[Goomba Vol. 3]

Whoa!

w00t! That was an awesome movie! Mucho Grande dude! I'm talkin top notch! Everything in it was great; sound, music, violence, everything. My favorite seen had to be when he was raging in the desert with that minigun.

Must have Goomba Vol. 4! Because you're awesome!